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* As if you couldn't guess, I got this not quite verbatim from somewhere else on the net. The Illegibly copied title wasn't even in my handwriting, even though my handwriting is defined by its illegibility. Isn't this great! I've put my own disclaimer on my disclaimer page regarding my disclaimer! Please don't hit me!

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